This is a good album. I like this one. It looks like they sell Faygo in the UK now, but I don't know if they did in 1977. What would Elvis crack open whilst recording this album? Rock n' Rye? You must be muntered. Red Pop to match his shoes? You're absolutely mental. He'd drink Root Beer out of an aluminium can, mate. Bob's yer uncle, bugger the queen, god save yer mum.
Mike had a dragon fire snapple since he's demonstrated he can't just drink normal stuff.
Steve had Dr. Peppy.
I appreciate Steve expanding the scope of the show. They have a great discussion about one of Edgar Allen Poe's works. The allegorical breakdown is very insightful, and would have known that Five Nights at Freddy's was just a modern retelling of this story?
Steve had a Dr. Pepper, and I'm fine with that.
Mike had an iced espresso, but he brought up that Jesus will specifically allow him to drink Faygo during lent. Why doesn't he have a Faygo? I don't even really need him to have a Faygo on this episode, but why does he have to bring it up? Is he just taunting me?
Mike will buy this album, but he won't buy a Faygo? You're on strike 2, pal, watch it.
Mike had some bullshit, word salad, Crash Bandicoot drink. Huh? That can't be real, right? I bet it tastes terrible. You give this stuff to your grandpa, and he'd probably slap you for buying something with such a stupid name. Then he'd probably die after that, it's way too much caffeine. I could see Mario getting his own energy drink, but why Crash? I've only ever played the remastered Crash games, and I wasn't impressed. I died a lot too, I'm terrible at platformers, and Crash is as slippery as an eel. Maybe it's a skill issue and I should give him another chance. Maybe they just aren't good, and people only remember liking the original trilogy. Look at all the instant classic platformers that have come out in the mean time. Can Crash really compare to something like Shovel Knight? I know, Crash isn't strictly 2d like Shovel Knight, but you know what I'm talking about. And hell, Shovel Knight is even kinda old, you've had other big games like Cuphead, Hollow Knight, Mario Odyssey, etc. since then. Critically acclaimed platformers come out like all the time now. The past 15 years may be the best time period ever to be a fan of platformers.
I'll stop myself there and sum up with 2 questions.
1. Ignoring what Activision's marketing department would have you think, do you think Crash still has a seat at the table with the heavy hitters of the genre?
2. Why is Mike such a little fucker?
Steve had Ginger Ale.
D Lyrical sets the record straight on the record he made and other aspects of his life.
Steve had Cotton Candy.
Mike had Orange.
ICPWWE again fails to drink Faygo.
I'll forgive DLyrical for not having a Faygo, but he would have had a Red Pop if he had one.
I simply cannot wait to play this in the jacuzzi with my lover tomorrow. There's nothing more romantic than listening to the boys drink Pineapple Faygo and talk about crusty, old Violent J tracks. Happy Valentine's day, I hope you all get some ICP, if you know what I mean.
