Tuesday, May 13, 2025

Episode 103: South of Heck

 Mike would like In Between. I’m with Steve, I think it’s time to torch this scarecrow.

Mike had a Genuine, Sugar Free, Draft Style Root Beer.

Steve had 1/8 of a bottle of Peppi. It’s unclear what size the Peppi was prior to Steve drinking it. Could have been 16oz, 20oz, 2 liter, who really knows?

Sunday, April 27, 2025

Schmeevburger Nineteen: Back in Black

This album appeals to all juggalos. There are songs about fucking, drinking, selling drugs, wearing black, stunting and things never dying.
Also, I think it's kinda weird that Aaron sounds like the delivery guy that's been at the beginning of every episode this season. Maybe they're related.

Steve had a Sunny D which is tropical, therefore, topical.

Aaron had a Miller Lite because he is an adult.

Thursday, April 24, 2025

Schmeevburger Eighteen: Welcome to the Black Parade

 The homies bring us down this week. I've never listened to this album, but just hearing the snippets, I feel this album.

I agree with Blade though, Teenagers does suck. I've heard the song before and I didn't know it came from this album, it seems like a weird fit.

We FINALLY have a fucking soda, Steve had an energizing Mountain Dew.

Blade had some of the best tap water in the country apparently.

Monday, April 14, 2025

Schmeevburger SEVENTEEN: In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3

 This album suckers you in with Blood Red Summer and A Favor House Atlantic then tricks you into listening to a bunch of nerd shit. Well played, Claudio.

 We got 2 water-drinkers on this episodes. Erik's was fizzy though.

Somebody better give me something to work with soon.

Monday, April 7, 2025

Schmeevburger Sixteen: Moving Pictures

I also found Moving Pictures because of my dad, I played that tape a good bit. This was a good listen though, because I never looked at the lyrics and Geddy isn't always the easiest for me to understand. I didn't know Red Barchetta was about a future car chase, I thought he was just driving around in his uncle's cool car. 

Steve filled his classic stein with fine, limestone-filtered spring water. 

Jeremy had classic Captain Marvel© Tervis© tumbler filled with fantastic spring water.

 

Monday, March 31, 2025

Episode 101: Cryptic Collection Holiday Edition

I was trying to make a Juggalo version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, but I gave up a few lines in when I realized how long the original poem is. 

Steve had Dr. Pepper...

Mike had a Faygo Firework.

Blade had a limited edition, disgusting Blue Bubblegum Jones Soda with a bottle that is advertising the film "Sonic the Hedgehog 3" which is based on the popular video game series by Japanese developer/publisher Sega, which is a contraction of Service Games (of Japan), a subsidiary of Sega Sammy Holdings.

Sunday, March 16, 2025

Episode 100.1: Bang! Pow! Boom! Bonus Tracks

The ICP take further inspiration from the Pokémon franchise by introducing edition-specific tracks. Let’s hear those now!

Steve had Dr. Pepper.

Mike had a Faygo Root Beer.

Wednesday, March 5, 2025

Episode 103? The REAL Episode 100? : Bang! Pow! Boom!

 We're finally here at number 100 depending on who you ask. I think I have the true and official count, but I'm a little biased. This album is like sweet manna from the lord after the garbage we've had since Motown Rage.

Steve shook an empty can of Mountain Dew at us then drank water.

 

Mike had an ice cold Genuine Root Beer.

Tuesday, February 4, 2025

Episode 102? : Let 'Em Bleed: The Mixxtape Vol. 4

 We have mercifully reached the end of the Let 'em Bleed saga. I'm glad to hear there's a follow up series coming down the pipe. I live to suffer. 


Steve FINALLY had a Faygo, a Red Pop.


Mike had a cherry limeade, which sucks, but I would rather him drink that than risk his health with slightly out of date Faygo. Also, Pineapple Watermelon soda doesn't sound very good to me.

Sunday, February 2, 2025

Episode 101? Psychopathic Murder Mix Vol. 1

 The man has come around and put out his own album finally.

Steve had fucking oat meal and a smiley cookie.

The smiley cookie tastes like a less sweet sugar cookie, but it has the firmness of a shortbread. Traditional shortbread doesn't have icing on it though, so I decree it to be a sugar cookie. I'm a little late to put up this blog post, it's now February, and Eat n' Park has heart-shaped smiley cookies for Valentine's Day. I hope to get one before the season ends, if you can call Valentine's season a season.

Also, Steve, please drink some Faygo.

Mike is cool and had a Black Cherry Faygo.


Sunday, December 15, 2024

Episode 100?: End of Days

The Twiztid serial killas are back again.

Steve needs to start recording during “appropriate soda hours” because I’m getting sick of him drinking water.

Mike had an Orange Soda, thankfully.

Monday, November 25, 2024

Episode 99: The Shining

The homies keep talking about how the songs on this album have nothing to do with the movie, but it follows the plot of the book very faithfully.


Mike had a Faygo Creme Soda because he's a cool guy.


Steve had water again, and cereal, but cereal is not a drink.

Monday, November 11, 2024

Episode 98: With Us or Against Us

I was slam dancing to this album and I accidentally punched the dog. My mom took my Nintendo Switch and says I can't have it back until Christmas. At least I have the JJ boys to keep me company until then. Welcome back to my ears.

Steve had water, way to go buddy.

Real Juggalo Mike had a Faygo Root Beer.

Monday, April 29, 2024

Schmeevburger XV: Frizzle Fry

We’re here, fishing off the pier as another April comes to an end. It’s time to close down the Schmeevburger in Paradise Tavern and Halfway House for Recovering Juggalos. Having completed their court-mandated sentences, these folks can now return to their normal habitations and lives. Flipping the format around is a great idea, I wonder what Schmeev will think up next! We’ll have to wait and see, but for now, finish your beach beverages and come back to visit next year. Or maybe sooner???

Steve had Dr. Pepper in a special beach friend beer coozy.

Jeremy had iced tea with just a splash of lemonade, AKA an Elderly Arnold Palmer.


Monday, April 22, 2024

Schmeevburger XIV: Vaudeville Villain

 I don’t often hear albums I know on this show, it’s nice. RIP 

Steve had a berry berry tequila drink.

Aaron had an Ultra Michelob, and that would make Viktor happy.

Tuesday, April 16, 2024

Schmeevburger XII: Dog Problems

 I think this fella might have more than just dog problems. Get it together. 

Both Steve and Blade drank water which is a good idea. Boring, but good.

Monday, April 8, 2024

Schmeevburger XI: Kezia

We got noodles and shreds here on the shore this week. 

Steve had what I assume is tap water. 

Erik had vampire water. It sparkled.

Monday, April 24, 2023

Schmeevburger X: Play: The Guitar Album

Well, I'll be dipped. I didn't expect this to be the best album featured on this vacation, but I think it is.

Steve had a Tequila Sunrise.

Aaron had a can/bottle hybrid of Miller Lite.

Monday, April 17, 2023

Schmeevburger 9: You're Awful, I Love You

 I was really hoping Blade was gonna talk about Take Me to Your Leader, but I guess Ludo will do. 

Steve had a MTN DEW.

Blade made his own peach mango soda stream water. I guess he made it with salt water since they're on an island.

Sunday, April 9, 2023

Schmeevburger 8: The Lion's Roar

These Swedes did their best to come off as Americans, but they forgot to write a song about trucks and blew their disguise.

Steve had some water. 

Erik had coffee, seltzer, Faygo Firework and Muffs? I assume he drank all the drinks and did whatever you do with Muffs to the Muffs.

Episode 103: South of Heck

  Mike would like In Between. I’m with Steve, I think it’s time to torch this scarecrow. Mike had a Genuine, Sugar Free, Draft Style Root Be...