Episode 101: Cryptic Collection Holiday Edition

I was trying to make a Juggalo version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, but I gave up a few lines in when I realized how long the original poem is. 

Steve had Dr. Pepper...

Mike had a Faygo Firework.

Blade had a limited edition, disgusting Blue Bubblegum Jones Soda with a bottle that is advertising the film "Sonic the Hedgehog 3" which is based on the popular video game series by Japanese developer/publisher Sega, which is a contraction of Service Games (of Japan), a subsidiary of Sega Sammy Holdings.

Episode 100.1: Bang! Pow! Boom! Bonus Tracks

The ICP take further inspiration from the Pokémon franchise by introducing edition-specific tracks. Let’s hear those now!

Steve had Dr. Pepper.

Mike had a Faygo Root Beer.

Episode 103? The REAL Episode 100? : Bang! Pow! Boom!

 We're finally here at number 100 depending on who you ask. I think I have the true and official count, but I'm a little biased. This album is like sweet manna from the lord after the garbage we've had since Motown Rage.

Steve shook an empty can of Mountain Dew at us then drank water.

 

Mike had an ice cold Genuine Root Beer.

Episode 102? : Let 'Em Bleed: The Mixxtape Vol. 4

 We have mercifully reached the end of the Let 'em Bleed saga. I'm glad to hear there's a follow up series coming down the pipe. I live to suffer. 

Steve FINALLY had a Faygo, a Red Pop.

Mike had a cherry limeade, which sucks, but I would rather him drink that than risk his health with slightly out of date Faygo. Also, Pineapple Watermelon soda doesn't sound very good to me.

Episode 101? Psychopathic Murder Mix Vol. 1

 The man has come around and put out his own album finally.

Steve had fucking oat meal and a smiley cookie.

The smiley cookie tastes like a less sweet sugar cookie, but it has the firmness of a shortbread. Traditional shortbread doesn't have icing on it though, so I decree it to be a sugar cookie. I'm a little late to put up this blog post, it's now February, and Eat n' Park has heart-shaped smiley cookies for Valentine's Day. I hope to get one before the season ends, if you can call Valentine's season a season.

Also, Steve, please drink some Faygo.

Mike is cool and had a Black Cherry Faygo.

Episode 100?: End of Days

The Twiztid serial killas are back again.

Steve needs to start recording during “appropriate soda hours” because I’m getting sick of him drinking water.

Mike had an Orange Soda, thankfully.

Episode 99: The Shining

The homies keep talking about how the songs on this album have nothing to do with the movie, but it follows the plot of the book very faithfully.


Mike had a Faygo Creme Soda because he's a cool guy.


Steve had water again, and cereal, but cereal is not a drink.