Schmeevburger XV: Frizzle Fry

We’re here, fishing off the pier as another April comes to an end. It’s time to close down the Schmeevburger in Paradise Tavern and Halfway House for Recovering Juggalos. Having completed their court-mandated sentences, these folks can now return to their normal habitations and lives. Flipping the format around is a great idea, I wonder what Schmeev will think up next! We’ll have to wait and see, but for now, finish your beach beverages and come back to visit next year. Or maybe sooner???

Steve had Dr. Pepper in a special beach friend beer coozy.

Jeremy had iced tea with just a splash of lemonade, AKA an Elderly Arnold Palmer.

Schmeevburger XIV: Vaudeville Villain

 I don’t often hear albums I know on this show, it’s nice. RIP 

Steve had a berry berry tequila drink.

Aaron had an Ultra Michelob, and that would make Viktor happy.

Schmeevburger XII: Dog Problems

 I think this fella might have more than just dog problems. Get it together. 

Both Steve and Blade drank water which is a good idea. Boring, but good.

Schmeevburger XI: Kezia

We got noodles and shreds here on the shore this week. 

Steve had what I assume is tap water. 

Erik had vampire water. It sparkled.

Schmeevburger X: Play: The Guitar Album

Well, I'll be dipped. I didn't expect this to be the best album featured on this vacation, but I think it is.

Steve had a Tequila Sunrise.

Aaron had a can/bottle hybrid of Miller Lite.

Schmeevburger 9: You're Awful, I Love You

 I was really hoping Blade was gonna talk about Take Me to Your Leader, but I guess Ludo will do. 

Steve had a MTN DEW.

Blade made his own peach mango soda stream water. I guess he made it with salt water since they're on an island.

Schmeevburger 8: The Lion's Roar

These Swedes did their best to come off as Americans, but they forgot to write a song about trucks and blew their disguise.

Steve had some water. 

Erik had coffee, seltzer, Faygo Firework and Muffs? I assume he drank all the drinks and did whatever you do with Muffs to the Muffs.