We're finally here at number 100 depending on who you ask. I think I have the true and official count, but I'm a little biased. This album is like sweet manna from the lord after the garbage we've had since Motown Rage.
Steve shook an empty can of Mountain Dew at us then drank water.
Mike had an ice cold Genuine Root Beer.
We have mercifully reached the end of the Let 'em Bleed saga. I'm glad to hear there's a follow up series coming down the pipe. I live to suffer.
Steve FINALLY had a Faygo, a Red Pop.
Mike had a cherry limeade, which sucks, but I would rather him drink that than risk his health with slightly out of date Faygo. Also, Pineapple Watermelon soda doesn't sound very good to me.
The man has come around and put out his own album finally.
Steve had fucking oat meal and a smiley cookie.
The smiley cookie tastes like a less sweet sugar cookie, but it has the firmness of a shortbread. Traditional shortbread doesn't have icing on it though, so I decree it to be a sugar cookie. I'm a little late to put up this blog post, it's now February, and Eat n' Park has heart-shaped smiley cookies for Valentine's Day. I hope to get one before the season ends, if you can call Valentine's season a season.
Also, Steve, please drink some Faygo.
Mike is cool and had a Black Cherry Faygo.
The Twiztid serial killas are back again.
Steve needs to start recording during “appropriate soda hours” because I’m getting sick of him drinking water.
Mike had an Orange Soda, thankfully.
The homies keep talking about how the songs on this album have nothing to do with the movie, but it follows the plot of the book very faithfully.
Mike had a Faygo Creme Soda because he's a cool guy.
Steve had water again, and cereal, but cereal is not a drink.
I was slam dancing to this album and I accidentally punched the dog. My mom took my Nintendo Switch and says I can't have it back until Christmas. At least I have the JJ boys to keep me company until then. Welcome back to my ears.
Steve had water, way to go buddy.
Real Juggalo Mike had a Faygo Root Beer.
We’re here, fishing off the pier as another April comes to an end. It’s time to close down the Schmeevburger in Paradise Tavern and Halfway House for Recovering Juggalos. Having completed their court-mandated sentences, these folks can now return to their normal habitations and lives. Flipping the format around is a great idea, I wonder what Schmeev will think up next! We’ll have to wait and see, but for now, finish your beach beverages and come back to visit next year. Or maybe sooner???
Steve had Dr. Pepper in a special beach friend beer coozy.
Jeremy had iced tea with just a splash of lemonade, AKA an Elderly Arnold Palmer.
