Tuesday, May 13, 2025

Episode 103: South of Heck

 Mike would like In Between. I’m with Steve, I think it’s time to torch this scarecrow.

Mike had a Genuine, Sugar Free, Draft Style Root Beer.

Steve had 1/8 of a bottle of Peppi. It’s unclear what size the Peppi was prior to Steve drinking it. Could have been 16oz, 20oz, 2 liter, who really knows?

Sunday, April 27, 2025

Schmeevburger Nineteen: Back in Black

This album appeals to all juggalos. There are songs about fucking, drinking, selling drugs, wearing black, stunting and things never dying.
Also, I think it's kinda weird that Aaron sounds like the delivery guy that's been at the beginning of every episode this season. Maybe they're related.

Steve had a Sunny D which is tropical, therefore, topical.

Aaron had a Miller Lite because he is an adult.

Thursday, April 24, 2025

Schmeevburger Eighteen: Welcome to the Black Parade

 The homies bring us down this week. I've never listened to this album, but just hearing the snippets, I feel this album.

I agree with Blade though, Teenagers does suck. I've heard the song before and I didn't know it came from this album, it seems like a weird fit.

We FINALLY have a fucking soda, Steve had an energizing Mountain Dew.

Blade had some of the best tap water in the country apparently.

Monday, April 14, 2025

Schmeevburger SEVENTEEN: In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3

 This album suckers you in with Blood Red Summer and A Favor House Atlantic then tricks you into listening to a bunch of nerd shit. Well played, Claudio.

 We got 2 water-drinkers on this episodes. Erik's was fizzy though.

Somebody better give me something to work with soon.

Monday, April 7, 2025

Schmeevburger Sixteen: Moving Pictures

I also found Moving Pictures because of my dad, I played that tape a good bit. This was a good listen though, because I never looked at the lyrics and Geddy isn't always the easiest for me to understand. I didn't know Red Barchetta was about a future car chase, I thought he was just driving around in his uncle's cool car. 

Steve filled his classic stein with fine, limestone-filtered spring water. 

Jeremy had classic Captain Marvel© Tervis© tumbler filled with fantastic spring water.

 

Monday, March 31, 2025

Episode 101: Cryptic Collection Holiday Edition

I was trying to make a Juggalo version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, but I gave up a few lines in when I realized how long the original poem is. 

Steve had Dr. Pepper...

Mike had a Faygo Firework.

Blade had a limited edition, disgusting Blue Bubblegum Jones Soda with a bottle that is advertising the film "Sonic the Hedgehog 3" which is based on the popular video game series by Japanese developer/publisher Sega, which is a contraction of Service Games (of Japan), a subsidiary of Sega Sammy Holdings.

Sunday, March 16, 2025

Episode 100.1: Bang! Pow! Boom! Bonus Tracks

The ICP take further inspiration from the Pokémon franchise by introducing edition-specific tracks. Let’s hear those now!

Steve had Dr. Pepper.

Mike had a Faygo Root Beer.

Episode 103: South of Heck

  Mike would like In Between. I’m with Steve, I think it’s time to torch this scarecrow. Mike had a Genuine, Sugar Free, Draft Style Root Be...